Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023) - It Just IsChicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023) is the second film in our unnecessary sequel month. Does it deserve to be here? Probably. Tell us what happens in the first Chicken Run film. Quickly. See? Unless you're one of the top stans, you probably don't remember. Why is that the case? Well, the first one was made in 2000 and while it is good, it's never really been spoken of again in the wider public sphere. Join us next week as we watch Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)Apr 15, 202439:06Mulan II (2004) - One Alone Was EnoughMulan II (2004) kicks off our Unnecessary Sequel Month, and we may have unnecessary sequel'd too close to the sun. For those not in the know, Mulan is Sam's favourite film ever. Which is why this horrific betrayal stings so much. Ever wanted to see your favourite characters turned into poor imitations of themselves? Just watch literally any Disney sequel, but especially this one. Can we find something redeeming? Listen and find out!Join us next week as we watch Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023)Apr 08, 202452:20Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005) - Dream Dream Dream Dream (Dream Dream)Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005), otherwise known as The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D (2005), is the last film in our Childhood Fever Dream Month II: The Siblings Strike Back. It's been a fun dive into the very early 2000s, but all good things must come to an end. Will we be able to bore Calum to tears yet again? Here's hoping. Watching a 3D film without the 3D effects is going to help on that particular quest: that's for sure. Join us next week as we kick off unnecessary sequel month with Mulan II (2005)Apr 01, 202442:35The Water Babies (1978) - Real Rats Can SingThe Water Babies (1978) is up next in our Childhood Fever Dream Month II: The Siblings Strike Back. Alternate subheadings for this episode include; obesity to the rescue and racist tuna. So, you know you are in for a treat today. This is possibly the most fever-dream-like of all the films we have done this month, but a lot of that is probably down to it being a 70s release. Join us next week for Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)Mar 25, 202447:58Barbie of Swan Lake (2003) - Somehow Like Veggie TalesBarbie of Swan Lake (2003) is up next in our Childhood Fever Dream Month II: The Siblings Strike Back. Now, if you're a Barbie cinematic verse connoisseur like myself and my siblings (and my mum), you'll know that this is the inferior of the original four Barbie movies. It is, however, the most fever-dream-like one. There will be no wholesome duets about wanting to be a poor person, instead we have high-pitched noises. I do hope you're all enjoying this month, because Calum isn't, and isn't that a joy in itself?Join us next week for The Water Babies (1978)Mar 19, 202440:48Aquamarine (2006) - Ohr nor the condensation!Aquamarine (2006) is up next on Childhood Fever Dream Month II: The Siblings Strike Back. 2006 was the year of Mermaids, but Calum somehow missed out on all the fun. No worries though, as we are giving him a taste of it here! He's decided to show his age (72) in this episode, as he's back to clutching those pearls. This is apt because, well, Mermaids. Besides that, we frolic in the sun and fantasize about Raymond, so you're in for a treat this week.Join us next week for Barbie of Swan Lake (2003)Mar 11, 202443:05Bratz Babyz: The Movie (2006) - Leapy, Jumpy, Porky, and CattyWelcome to March and a brand-new theme month! This month we've given Sam's sisters the controls, and they've decided we're kicking off with Bratz Babyz (2006). As you can tell from this first pick, Childhood Fever Dream Month II: The Siblings Strike Back is going to be an adventure. If you're a fan of Foley artists, you will love this film! If you don't, and you're under the age of 30, you won't have any idea what we're talking about. It is on YouTube for free though!Join us next week as we watch Aquamarine (2006)Mar 04, 202437:40Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) - GranDADDYIndiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) wraps up our month of Indiana Jones, as sadly all good things must come to an end. This film isn't the most beloved of the series, but does it deserve all the hate it gets? Spoiler alert; no it doesn't. The 80s aren't coming back, you need to let them go. Move on. If you can manage that, you'll have quite a good time with this. Indiana Jones retires in Glasgow, and that's canon now.Join us next week as we kick off Childhood Fever Dream Month Two: The Siblings Strike Back, with Bratz: Babyz the Movie (2006)Feb 26, 202446:53Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) - Too Much HairIndiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) is up next in our Indiana Jones month! We're back chasing another Christian artefact, only this time we have Sean Connery Jones along for the trip. He stans the grail harder than anyone else, so be ready for some criticism on that. We do have a treat for you as this episode is full of fun facts! Are we trying to entertain you, or set up reels? You'll never know.Join us next week as we conclude our Indiana Jones month with Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)Feb 19, 202441:19Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) - Temple of PettyIndiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) is up next in our Indiana Jones month! You may have already heard us talk about this film on the Film vs Film podcast, where we lost. Watching this again for our podcast has made us realise that we were robbed of a win. You hear us, Martin? We should have won. Justice for the temple of petty, as Harrison Ford is at his peak here in so many ways. Join us next week as we watch Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)Feb 12, 202434:10Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) - Tiny Danger NoodlesRaiders of the Lost Ark (1981) helps us to kick off our month of Indiana Jones. If anyone can think of a better name, please feel free to send it along. This week we are looking for the Arkof the Covenant and it is being guarded by many tiny danger noodles. Luckily, Calum is a fan of them, so we should be just fine to get our extreme face care routine on the go. After all, you can't have acne if you don't have skin.Join us next week for Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)Feb 05, 202442:54Howl's Moving Castle (2004) - All You Needed to Do Was Love a Turnip!?Howl's Moving Castle (2004) is the second and last film of our half-hearted Steampunk month! What a rollercoaster it's been, and thank goodness we have something so positive to end on. Sorry to all the fans of this film, for we never gave it a chance until now. We were wrong and we do perform a ukulele apology in the middle of this episode to stay tuned to hear that. However, if anyone can tell us why Sophie ages and de-ages randomly throughout the film, we would very much appreciate it.Join us next week for a brand-new theme month! Jan 29, 202443:44Wild Wild West (1999) - People Ain't Smart In The Wild Wild WestWild Wild West (1999) is our first official episode of 2024 and it kicks off our Half-hearted Steampunk Month! What a way to begin the year. Is it the most offensive film ever made? Not at all, but it certainly does try. If you have a niche kink for both spiders and steampunk, you're gonna have a fantastic time with this one. If you're a Calum, you're gonna have a less good time.Join us next week for Howl's Moving Castle (2004)Jan 22, 202443:14Threads (1984) vs. When The Wind Blows (1986) - Having a Blast Celebrating Three Years of UsHappy Anniversary to us! It's been three years of One of us is Board, and we've decided to celebrate by watching two of Britain's most depressing films: Threads (1984) and When The Wind Blows (1986). In this special episode, we decide which of these bleak looks at a nuclear apocalypse makes us want to cry more. That is genuinely the main criterion for this, so buckle in. Please don't fret, however, as we are back to our usual shenanigans next week. Join us as we kick off our half-hearted Steampunk month with Wild Wild West (1999)Jan 16, 202442:15Best. Christmas. Ever! (2023) - The True Meaning of ChristmasBest. Christmas. Ever! (2023) is our final film of our Christmas Inception month and our final episode of 2023. So, was it the best Christmas film ever? Of course not. We know what we're in for when it comes to these 90-minute Netflix Christmas films. However, it did lead to us discovering the true meaning of Christmas, and really, what more can you ask for? Have a great Christmas and a fantastic 2024! Consider giving us the gift of a follow, so that you can be the first to know when we come back in January. Dec 11, 202346:43A Castle For Christmas (2021) - What Does Dan Brown Look Like?A Castle For Christmas (2021) kicks starts our Christmas Inception fortnight. This week, and the next, we will be looking at Christmas Netflix films that are referenced in other Christmas Netflix films. A Castle For Christmas was featured in last year's Christmas film, Falling For Christmas. This one is set in Scotland so you get some bonus rants - don't say we don't treat you well.Join us next week as we watch Best. Christmas. Ever (2023)Dec 04, 202350:14The Outfit (2022) - A Feast For The EyesThe Outfit (2022) is the final film in our Dylan O'Vember month and, spoiler alert, we've decided to end on a high. For those who aren't long-term stans, you may not know that we have covered this film already. We did a quick episode after attending the UK premiere. So why did we watch it again? Because it's Dylan O'Vember and this is a top-tier film that deserves two episodes. Join us as we fangirl and watch Dylan hide in a box for half a film!Join us next week as we start our Netflix Inception Christmas Month with A Castle for Christmas (2021)Nov 27, 202344:03Flashback (2020) - The Education of Fredrick FitzellFlashback (2020), known in an alternative reality as The Education of Fredrick Fitzell (2020), is our third film of Dylan O'Vember! This is a very trippy and confusing film that no one but Dylan O'Brien fans has heard of. So, why did we choose to talk about it? Well, because every Dylan O'Brien film deserves its time in the sun and also because we want our audience to reassure us that we aren't deeply unintelligent. Please watch this film and confirm that it is baffling (it's worth it for the ending sequence). Join us next week as we watch The Outfit (2022)Nov 20, 202342:36Deepwater Horizon (2016) - B*tch PleaseDeepwater Horizon (2016) is up next in our Dylan O'Vember month! This is a film based on the Deepwater Horizon explosion that happened in 2010, which we admittedly do not know much about. So please don't judge us when we get things wrong (like we usually do). Should this have been a film so soon after the disaster? Maybe not BUT ethics aside, we do get a lovely view of a mud-covered Dylan. Join us next week as we watch Flashback (2020) Nov 13, 202351:40American Assassin (2017) - Let's Rapp This UpWe're watching American Assassin (2017), which only means one thing. Welcome to the best month of the year; dear listener it is officially Dylan O'Vember. We'll be celebrating Sam's favorite, by watching some of his less-known films and being very, very kind about them (Sam and Calum are definitely in agreement about this). Get ready for discussions of bad puns, celebrities, and radioactivity. Join us next week as we watch Deepwater Horizon (2016)Nov 07, 202348:16The Faculty (1998) - Can We Join The Hive Mind PlsIt's almost Halloween, and we're watching The Faculty (1998) to conclude our Month of Dread. The Faculty isn't exactly a beloved horror classic, but will we love it anyway? We've had to suffer a bit to get through this month, so will baby Frodo stabbing aliens in the eye with a pen full of caffeine pills save the day? Well, at least this one is in colour and has spoken dialogue.Join us next week as we kick off Dylan O'Vember with American Assassin (2017)Oct 30, 202347:08Gaslight (1944) - So TiresomeGaslight (1944) is up next on our Month of Dread. So, you know how everyone likes to use the words 'lying' and 'gaslighting' interchangeably now? Well, get ready to see the difference played out for you. This film (or the play) actually originated the term, which is mostly why we ended up watching it. So, why has a 1944 film suddenly become relevant again in 2023? We don't know, we are but humble film graduates. Join us next week as we watch The Faculty (1998).Oct 23, 202341:51The Amityville Horror (1979) - Some Homes Have Hell In ThemThe Amityville Horror (1979) is up next in our month of dread. The month's name has changed many times, but what's a Halloween month without some chaotic whimsy? You'll have to suffer through this episode, much like Calum and Sam have been suffering in real life; beware the snottery sick voice and tired tones of someone attempting a move. Much like the couple in this film actually; only with more swines and less axes. Join us next week as we watch Gaslight (1944)Oct 16, 202346:60Nosferatu (1922) - Finger-sucking CreepNosferatu (1922) is the perfect inclusion to our Old School Horror month because you can't get much more old school than 1922! You can't do a Halloween month without watching the original horror template. Okay, so, we did do that for the two years prior but we've fixed it now. What we lack in dialogue, we make up for in plot holes, hamster teeth, genuinely spoopy acting, and creepy finger-sucking. Join us next week as we watch The Amityville Horror (1979)Oct 09, 202351:42Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943) - Super-normal Cowardly MobIt's October and you know what that means! It's time for the obligatory month of spoopy films! We're returning to the classics this time, starting with Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943). Much of our focus, as it always is with Frankenstein films, turned to the monotonous lives of the villagers. However, this time we were also delighted to find an anti-climatic ending to go alongside them. Oh, and a musical number: what joy!Join us next week as we watch Nosferatu (1922)Oct 02, 202356:42Chicken Little (2005) - We Wish The End Would Come SoonerAlas, we've now come to the end of Forgotten Disney Month. We conclude by watching the one film on this list that was a financial success, Chicken Little (2005). Despite having a financial impact, it made very little impact on our memories (other than the PS2 game loading screen). Join us as we watch this mean-spirited iteration of what is a very dull story to start with. Can this film be saved with baseball and aliens? You'll need to listen to find out!Join us next week as we watch Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943) to kick off our obligatory Halloween month.Sep 25, 202352:30The Black Cauldron (1985) - Oracular Pigs and Witch's tit*Welcome back to Forgotten Disney Month! This week we're watching The Black Cauldron (1985), the film that almost single-handedly destroyed Disney animation forever. Surely that means it must be amazingly awful? Nah, as far as Sword in the Stone rip-offs go, it's pretty unremarkable. Join us as we fumble our way through this episode, much like frog Fflewddur Fflam fumbles his way in and out of a witch's cleavage. Then join us next week as we watch Chicken Little (2005).Sep 18, 202354:10Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) - All Hail The Mighty ReaderWelcome back to Forgotten Disney Month, where we continue our journey through the dusty Disney vaults by watching Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001). How could an epic tale featuring Michael J. Fox and human sacrifice have been forgotten to the sands of time? Very easily as it turns out. Atlantis is the film that most people either haven't watched or aren't very fussed with. Why? Well, you'll have to listen to find out. Make sure to join us next week as we watch another Forgotten Disney!Sep 11, 202301:03:01Treasure Planet (2002) - Brian Murray is... DEADNew month, new theme! This month we will be watching some forgotten Disney movies, and we're sure you'll tell us that you remember them so they're not really forgotten. To which we would say, “okay, fair.” We're kicking off with Treasure Planet (2002). Now this film is mostly only memorable to us because of that one Goo Goo Dolls song and because Sam's little sister loves it. However, there must be more to this than a solid bop. Beware - there be shameless steampunk and irritating characters on board. Join us next week as we watch Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)Sep 04, 202350:39The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 (2011) & Part 2 (2012) - Introducing Samanthalum Alas, dear listener, we have reached the end of Twaugust. We conclude our viewing of the Twilight series by watching Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) & Part 2 (2012). Now, we haven't exactly been stanning the Twilight series so far, but will Breaking Dawn surprise us? Spoiler alert; Yes. Whether it's a good or bad surprise is still to be determined. Make sure to vote in our poll so we can answer the very important question; Team Edward, or Team Jacob?Join us next week as we start Forgotten Disney Month! Get Treasure Planet (2002) watched so you can join the conversation. Aug 28, 202301:20:20The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) - New MewnWelcome back to Twaugust, where we continue our journey through the Twilight Saga with New Moon (2009). We will need some feedback from the Twilight fans on this film, because honestly? Not a lot happens. Is this one popular amongst the fans? Anyway, if you're going through a breakup, this is either the best or the worst film for you to watch right now. However, if a pretty werewolf shows some interest in the meantime, we'd recommend just going for it. Join us next week as we watch The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010).Aug 14, 202357:49Twilight (2008) - Peak Mary SueWe're back! We bet you missed us because we missed you! We decided to jump back into the swing of things by watching a series neither of us has ever watched; welcome to Twaugust! We will catch up on our missed teenage experience this August and go through all the Twilight films. Calum has no clue where this series is going, so Twilight fans will get a kick out of hearing how wrong his predictions are. So join us as we watch the bluest film of the 2000s, Twilight (2008).Then join us next week as we watch Twilight: New Moon (2009)Aug 07, 202350:07RRR (2022) - The Power of FriendshipYou join us today for our last episode of World Cinema Month and our last episode before our much-needed Summer break. Don't worry though because we've left you with an actual treat. This week we travelled to India to watch RRR (2022). This was a big hit last year that somehow we both missed, as we want to do with obvious popular things. We are lowkey the hipsters of the film podcast populous. However, we did miss out on a great time in this case. Spoiler; this episode contains genuine enthusiasm and delight. Your regularly scheduled negativity isn't to be found here. Don't worry, we're sure it'll be back when we come back in August!Jun 26, 202349:21Leviathan (2014) - Why Are You Doing That?Welcome back to World Cinema Month! This week we are flying to Russia and watching Leviathan (2014). This is a bit of a long film; one of us loved it and the other watched it at 1.25 speed. Yes folks, it's going to be an interesting one this week. If you haven't watched Leviathan, you just have to know that it's a bit bleak. This may explain why one-half of our duo loves it so much; shade intended. Join us next week on a journey to India as we watch RRR (2022)Jun 19, 202347:15Y tu mamá también (2001) - Our most X-rated Episode EverIt's Calum's Birthday! So, he decided we were going to enjoy some nice, friendly soft-core entertainment together; as friends do! You guessed it, this week we discussed Y tu mamá también (2001) otherwise known as And Your Mother Too (2001). While the obvious happens, this film has a lot of additional depth (lol). So, we get really deep in our discussions. Why don't you get deep with us? We'd love to hear your thoughts if you've watched this film. You'll probably be more eloquent than us awkwardly fumbling around discussing awkward fumbling. Join us next week as we leave Mexico and head to Russia with Leviathan (2014)Jun 12, 202357:50Poetry (2010) - Possibly MeIt's a new month and you know what that means? It's time for a brand new theme. June is the month in which we celebrate the birth of Calum, so he gets to take the wheel. He's decided to get fancy and do a world cinema month. During the next four weeks, we shall be visiting four different countries. We start off with South Korea as we watch Poetry (2010), directed by Lee Chang-dong. Basically, we watch as a lovely old lady, Yoon Jeong-hee's Mija, suffers in many ways. We're not sure what it says about Calum that he discussed this to celebrate his birthday, but it certainly says something. Join us next week as we travel to Mexico and watch Y tu mamá también (2001)Jun 05, 202301:09:34Pokémon: Detective Pikachu (2019) - Rita Ora Can't Mean Good ThingsAll good things come to an end, including Video Game Month. We wrap it all up by watching Detective Pikachu (2019). It's also a bit of a continuation of Pokémon Month, as it is now officially our favourite Pokémon movie. It does, however, feature some really ugly renditions of the Pokémon you know and love. Also, like with all Pokémon movies, Mewtwo is central to the plot. For an overpowered Pokémon, he sure does get captured a lot. Hilariously, Rita Ora is part of the team that keeps him hostage, which is doubly embarrassing on his part.Join us next week as we start our World Cinema Month with Poetry (2010)May 29, 202340:36Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) - How to Kill a Company in One Simple StepAre you ready to listen to us talk about Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)? Well, we weren't prepared to watch it. This week on video game adaptation month, we continue on with a series that Calum loves. A lot. We hope you're up for some enthused rambles. Final Fantasy fans will love the first half of this episode. The movie review of The Spirits Within, however… Well, it was certainly a thing we watched. This is definitely one of those instances in which we've watched it so you don't have to. Join us next week for Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019)May 22, 202355:07The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) - Both of us are StansWe watched something current for once, as we ventured to the cinema to see The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023). It's currently the highest-grossing video game adaptation of all time; meaning it's popular so we must hate it right? That's what the film podcast people do - hate the popular stuff. Wrong, listener. We loved the new Mario movie, so enjoy a forty-minute rant about why we think it's great. Having suffered through a number of video game adaptation movies, including the other Super Mario Brothers movie, we are more than qualified to say whether this is a good adaptation or not. In our expert opinion, it's pretty solid. Ha, bet you didn't expect us to say that. Join us next week as we watch Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)May 15, 202345:20Soul (2020) - 100 Episodes of One of us is BoardWe interrupt our usual schedule to bring you a very special episode! We've made it to one hundred episodes of One of Us is Board, so we decided to celebrate by revisiting the very first film we reviewed; Soul (2020). The Soul episode is one that some people won't have had access to until recently. We decided to try some cool Spotify music features on that episode and quickly learned how limiting it was. This was a blessing because it stopped this podcast from becoming a self-indulgent radio station instead of a self-indulgent film podcast. It was so close to happening. We had an "our favourite albums of 2020" episode planned and everything. So, anyways, did Soul match up to how we remembered it? Did we even remember it? Listen and find out!Join us next week as we watch The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)May 08, 202342:48Silent Hill (2006) - The Return of UselessWe've decided to sell out and do what the people want, and the people want more video game adaptations. After all, we would never want to disappoint our stans, so buckle up as we watch Silent Hill (2006). Talking of stans, this is one of Calum's favourite video game series, so you will actually get some knowledgeable content out of this one. If you haven't seen this film or played any of the games, you might be a little bit confused, but that's okay because that's Sam's permanent state. We talk about useless protagonists, gory deaths, and the unexplainable instance of Sean Bean surviving a film. Join us next week for our 100th Episode! We're going to take a small break from video game month to revisit the first film we covered on this podcast; Soul (2020)May 01, 202301:01:03The Land Before Time (1988) - Don't Google “Daddy Topps”We finish off our month of Don Bluth with The Land Before Time (1988). If you haven't heard of Don Bluth, you've probably heard of The Land Before Time anyways. There are, like, 17 films so surely you've seen one of them. Besides, who wouldn't watch to see some gummy baby dinosaurs watch their parents die and get chased by a T-Rex? This is another one of those painfully nostalgic films, so get ready to get into your feels and drown in ours. Also, we stan Spike. Join us next week as we start a brand new theme month! We're going to be doing Video Game Movies again and we're starting with Silent Hill (2006)Apr 24, 202358:22Anastasia (1997) - Where is the Pneumonia? Welcome back to Blupril, where we continue the month by watching Anastasia (1997). Otherwise known as the eff you to Disney Princesses that was made a couple of decades too late. Also, it's based on a grim historical event in which an entire family was slaughtered. No one said revolutions were pretty. Luckily, the glitter and music in this film are pretty, so we can move past that. However, we can't move past the amount of American 'good guys' living amongst the Russian 'bad guys' in this film. The people who didn't and did attempt Russian accents in this are sus is all we're saying. We've provided you guys with a bonus sexy voice at the very start of this episode; you're welcome. Join us next week for The Land Before Time (1988)Apr 17, 202344:16All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) - Charlie B. BarkinWelcome back to Don Bluth month! We continue our Blupril celebration with All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989). Just realising now that maybe we should have called it Bluthpril. Oh well, it's a bit disappointing but nothing to write home about - much like this week's film! Funny story: Calum missed the best joke in the film, so we've put it in the podcast title to ensure you don't suffer the same fate. This episode discusses questionable animation choices and the ethics behind ALL dogs going to heaven. Join us next week as we watch Anastasia (1997). Apr 10, 202351:33The Secret of NIMH (1982) - Is Timothy Even Worth Saving?Goodbye Jeff Goldblum month, hello Don Bluth month! Welcome to Blupril! We kick off this month of dark children's movies with The Secret of NIMH (1982). If you haven't seen or heard of this before, think The Black Cauldron meets Watership Down. So, one of those weird semi-traumatic 80s children's movies that are weirdly boring for adults to revisit. However, there is a ton of voice-acting ASMR, so you do have that to look forward to (not from us). Yes, we miss Jeff. No, we don't want to talk about it. Join us next week as we watch All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)Apr 03, 202346:23Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) - Double-dip Death JeffIt is the end of Jeff Goldblum month, otherwise known as THE Birthday month. We finish our journey through Jeff with Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978). We were worried that maybe we wouldn't end with peak Goldblum because this film was relatively early in his career. However, we were overwhelmed with the amount of Jeff we received. It is simply too much Goldblum. Apparently, he toned it down after this one. What a month it has been. Do write in to let us know if you think we should rebrand to a permanent Jeff Goldblum tribute show. We will consider it.In the meantime, join us next week as we watch The Secret of NIMH (1982) and begin our Don Bluth month!Mar 27, 202343:29The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) - Jeff Goldblum gets Jeff Gold-doomedWelcome back to THE Birthday month in which we celebrate Sam through celebrating Jeff Goldblum. This week we watched The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) and quickly realised it was a pretty crap choice to include in a Jeff Goldblum month. Not only is he the least Goldblum-y he has been thus far, but he's also only in the film for a total of ten minutes. Here's hoping you guys are Ralph Fiennes fans. Take a shot every time one of us says quirky and then write in to let us know if you lived. Then join us next week for Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)Mar 20, 202346:32Jurassic Park (1993) - No One Fixates On Jeff Goldblum Quite Like We're GonnaTHE Birthday Month continues, and this week we continue our journey through the Jeff Goldblum catalogue with Jurassic Park (1993). Now, this one was hard to talk about because everyone loves it and, obviously, so do we. Consequently, you have been blessed with a rare short episode of One of us is Board. However, what we lack in length we make up for in enthusiasm. This is a film that Calum loves, and it provides us with peak Goldblum material. What's not to love? Join us as we discuss awkward laughs and useless chaoticians. Join us next week as we watch The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)Mar 13, 202338:15The Fly (1986) - Um, Er, Er, I'm DoneIt's March, which means it's Sam's Birthday month! Or as we've decided to call it, THE Birthday month. After all, what better way to celebrate Sam's birthday than with the podcast's very favourite mascot; THE Jeff Goldblum? This month is going to be an adventure in patience and quirk, and we've decided to start off with The Fly (1986). A birthday month isn't at all an unsettling time to watch a film about body horror, illness, and aging. It was a fantastic choice on our part there. If you don't listen to this episode, you're a f*cking drag.Join us next week as we watch Jurassic Park (1993)Mar 06, 202340:37
